ok I was thinking it’d be fun to try to volunteer for a haunted house this year but instead I found a casting call for a community theater in tacoma and maybe I want to try out

would that be dumb

Aw, dammit! I forgot to buy the Hannibal Shirtpunch shirts. I really loved the wine design. dalfkdj;.

Wait I just realized old yeller meant old yellow. i just thought it was a weird name. Something to do with yelling. *head explosion noise*
juucbox

notacentaur:

I got my Hannibal season 2 dvds and my new paper towel holder and life is good

(although imo why isn’t Caroline Dhavernas listed on either the cover or the back? I think she had a more prominent role than Lawrence Fishburne and instead it’s just three guys and seriously her name is nowhere on it :/)

whyohwhykai said: idk but like, if it was her name it would be three white people and that’s not cool either? it just kinda shows you how hannibal is problematic

ugh yeah that’s true. It’s hard for me, because I want to say something like, yeah, I wish they had cast a POC for more of these main roles, but I DO really love the casting? BUT—I’m sure I would still love it if a POC had been cast for any of the more prominent roles. 

Hannibal is lovely but it is just one more show about fucked up white guys, it’s true.

I got my Hannibal season 2 dvds and my new paper towel holder and life is good

(although imo why isn’t Caroline Dhavernas listed on either the cover or the back? I think she had a more prominent role than Lawrence Fishburne and instead it’s just three guys and seriously her name is nowhere on it :/)

notacentaur:

I just paid a guy in an Arco parking lot to fix the dent in my door. Then when I was getting the cash, the guy working there got all upset at him for coming there again and doing this so.

I hope I somehow didn’t just get scammed.

also when he was first like I CAN FIX THAT FOR YOU he said it’d be 99$ and he’d also “throw in” fixing my headlights, although there was nothing wrong with them? (he ended up like polishing them or something)

and afterwards he was like SOOO MAYBE 140$?? SINCE I MADE IT SO YOUR DOOR OPENED?? (he didn’t know the door didn’t open, just that it yeah was really dented)

and I was just like no. no, you said 99 and that’s what I’m paying you wtf and he kept bugging me for a tip~ and just. no. I gave him 100 and that’s all.

and I still hope I wasn’t scammed. (but at least my old work recently sent me a check for $500 from my 401k so I’m putting some of it toward this instead of uh my 401k welp)

I just paid a guy in an Arco parking lot to fix the dent in my door. Then when I was getting the cash, the guy working there got all upset at him for coming there again and doing this so.

I hope I somehow didn’t just get scammed.

I’m watching matilda and this is what her mum says on the phone to her friend:

  1. what else was she supposed to do? the baby wasn’t his.
  2. no way—they gotta be implants
  3. it would change your life too if you waxed yours, i’m positive

I did not get half the jokes in this movie when I was a kid

what I did at work today

the top one is what we went with

(ps, while blue & gray are awesome colors go ravenclaw, they DO NOT READ ‘ORLANDO’)

oh well

dangerouspoetry:

"While I agree with your point, Josephine, capitalism is an unjust ideal and it won’t work anymore"

dangerouspoetry:

"While I agree with your point, Josephine, capitalism is an unjust ideal and it won’t work anymore"

(via waffleawful)

What if women had minstrel cycles instead of menstrual cycles? You’d just have a guy with a lute follow you around for a week every month and play you songs constantly?

My boyfriend (via thecarrionlibrarian)

#no but can you imagine if that was how you learned once a month you weren’t pregnant#by some dude singing songs about the victory of it#you wake up and he’s there and you are so happy#this dude becomes your favorite dude#but then you realize you haven’t seen your friend’s minstrel in a while#I mean everyone notices#like half the people are on the same cycle so for one week out of four your job is just flooded with fucking minstrels everywhere#the cacophony#but Mary over there is all alone#and she’s like my minstrel is late#but we all fucking know#her minstrel has gone off to find her a baby#a nine month journey he must make alone#and until he comes back there is no music in her life#what a glorious world this would be#I love the minstrels (@onionjuggler)

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pardonmewhileipanic:

ask-an-mra-anything:

stfueverything:

squishybruise:

Got my Mens Rights Activist costume ready for Halloween !

this is the greatest thing

looks just like me!!

amazing

omg i’ve been trying to think of a good halloween costume
(except i couldn’t wear this to work ugh)

pardonmewhileipanic:

ask-an-mra-anything:

stfueverything:

squishybruise:

Got my Mens Rights Activist costume ready for Halloween !

this is the greatest thing

looks just like me!!

amazing

omg i’ve been trying to think of a good halloween costume

(except i couldn’t wear this to work ugh)

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tapirlove:

fuckyeahtapir:

detectivefingerling:

Tapirs are way too underrated. This is a species that is definitely in need of some saving.

Let me underline this.


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TAPIR CUDDLES

tapirlove:

fuckyeahtapir:

detectivefingerling:

Tapirs are way too underrated. This is a species that is definitely in need of some saving.

Let me underline this.

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TAPIR CUDDLES

ughfeuilly:

xthegirlwithkaleidoscopeeyesx:

Him: We finish each other’s s-
Me: -ocial justice rants

#enjolras and combeferre

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rifa:

literatenonsense:

exgynocraticgrrl:

Malcolm X: Our History Was Destroyed By Slavery 

on March 17, 1963 in Chicago.

see how little we get taught about history - I never had any idea why Malcolm X used the ‘X’. 

How come I didn’t know this

Also that crusty old white man called the named ‘gifted’. Jesus.

I’m embarrassed that I didn’t know the reason behind the “X”.

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liane. 27. seattle.

hannibal. game of thrones. star trek. teen wolf.

typography. punctuation. design.

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