ok OK I’M WATCHING PAGEANT AND ARE JAKE AND ROBERT GOING TO FUCK OR WHAT

DOES ANYONE KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT WHETHER JAKE FISHER

AND

ROBERT MARTIN

FUCK

blackhistoryalbum:

Eartha Kitt | 1960s

Quote, “I wouldn’t bother to describe me. I’m Eartha Kitt.”

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open rp

chevalierdog:

movethisalong:

chevalierdog:

image

"Hello, it me. George Constanza. Are you ready for a Fuck?"

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"George!" King Aelle shouts from across the field, "There is no time to fuck! The viking hoard is fast approaching! Arm yourself, my friend!"

image"How foolish of me, sire!" George shouted."These vikings don’t know what they’re up against!"

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itunestore:

itunestore:

Hw isn’t getting done


she still loves sleeping up here. 

itunestore:

itunestore:

Hw isn’t getting done

she still loves sleeping up here. 

(via paradox-danish)

mooncleric:

milesmorale:

Infamous 3rd year “My father will hear about this” Draco refusing to participate in Lupin’s class on boggarts because the whole thing is ridiculous but when it’s his turn he walks up to the wardrobe and Lucius Malfoy steps out

THIS UPSETS ME

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So, a few comments now on my bi-weekly column have asked me to consider a podcast instead/as well. I’m really not sure if I’d be good at that. Any thoughts on the idea? I know at least a few of you have your own podcasts and I’d love tips. I’m just starting to play around with the idea in my head. I feel like I’m better at writing than I am at talking, but… if the public demands it!

Professor - To all the student. If you see a man in a cape, do not be afraid. He’s just overly emotional. Also tell him to remove said cape because it tracks mud onto the carpets.

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library-lessons:

Or reading them, either.

library-lessons:

Or reading them, either.

(via ingopixel)

Karen Gillan at the “Guardians of the Galaxy” photocall on July 25, 2014 in London, England

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thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though
why was there temporary internet
with a few people searching for pokemon?

i’m sorry this post annoys me
you aren’t looking at internet searches
it’s BOOKS. googleBOOKS. You’re looking at mentions in books. so yes there was some weird mention of pokemon around then in BOOKS but the word obviously meant something else or something IT WASN’T THE INTERNET

thesylverlining:

what happened in roughly 1870 though

why was there temporary internet

with a few people searching for pokemon?

i’m sorry this post annoys me

you aren’t looking at internet searches

it’s BOOKS. googleBOOKS. You’re looking at mentions in books. so yes there was some weird mention of pokemon around then in BOOKS but the word obviously meant something else or something IT WASN’T THE INTERNET

(via mattsvintage)

littlepawz:

TV guide listing for the first episode of Star Trek

littlepawz:

TV guide listing for the first episode of Star Trek

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notacentaur said: PS you left your phone at my place

juucbox:

um I think you mean “I STOLE your phone because I’m mean and a jerk and now I’m rubbing my butt on it”

farting all over it

toot toot

liane. 27. seattle.

hannibal. game of thrones. star trek. teen wolf.

typography. punctuation. design.

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