The Super Serious Fanfic About Bill Nye and Fred...
juucbox: juucbox: One day Bill Nye the Motherfucking Science Guy was doing science in his lab when he accidentally invented a TIME MACHINE with a tube sock and the electric-friction shock from his dick or something. “WOW” he exclaimed, as he looked around. He was in prehistoric times! Wow! Whoa! Crazy! Bill decided to look around, hoping to bring back super cool artifacts that would shock...
we play shooters and ladders
glossyglosoli: paradoxdanish: juucbox: and I long island iced tea and now I Ughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh insert jealous gif here. I hate being the only one with a M-F 9-5 job. :/
Can I stop being an adult now? Woke up late, so I had to drive to work. Then I sat in a cubicle for eight hours. Then I drove home and now I am justso bloody exhaustedbut I really want to hang out with friends because that is fun and it will cheer me up but… I don’t know if I can move without falling asleep. When does the fun part of living start?
My mom is setting a timer so I’ll know when I can stop cleaning my room. Someone please get me out of here.